FLUTE: “Death By Piccolo!!!”
CLARINET: “The only instrument that can play as loud as a trombone… is the CLARINET!”
SAXOPHONE: “ANGRY SAXES!!!!!!!!!“
TRUMPET: “The true stars of the Power Pep Band. At least, in their own minds.”
HORN: “Those sneaky mellophones with their beautiful melodies.”
TROMBONE: “Never look at the trombones, it only encourages them. Seriously, that’s the last thing they need.”
BASS: “Did someone call for HEAVY METAL?!?”
DRUMS: “The heart and soul of the Power Pep Band.”